Moan for Mayonnaise
Life so brief, dropped broke an spilt.
I'll remember thee
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My Dick is so big
Like a tree growing strongly.
Roots plow through the earth
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bodies are so pleasant
sleeping in someone's embrace
is what I miss most
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I scream for ice cream
and because wolves tear my flesh
sort of a zeugma
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Exhaustion takes me
Like a cruel wind takes the heat
Just two days to go
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Aristophanes
A bit cold for a nice day
no resolution
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What have I got here?
spring day, fresh air, cool water.
Nuts on my ankles.
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Saturday Night Live
Celebrity Jeopardy
"Penis Mightier"
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Moose looks like a whale
It's breaching on Fuzzy's shirt
Fuz is mammal, too.
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This place is a mess
So much garbage on the floor
I need to vacuum
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It is not garbage
I think it is recycling
I swear I'll fix it.
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Must empty compost
Once bright colors become grey
Now dead and fertile
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Your mom is ugly
She sleeps with many strange men
She has no virtue
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Humor is lovely
Punchlines and delivery
Why "Yo' Momma" jokes?
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The sink gains an odor
It smells less than pleasantly
Please do your dishes
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I love summer leaves
They're green and moist for if you
wipe your nose or butt
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It is 6 AM
Babylon 5 is so tasty
My eyes are bleeding
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Sun smiles each day
Lie in bed read Freud and sweat
Crutches suck my ass.
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Hail pink lemonade
it has fruity bitter taste
sunlight fills my blood
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More stuff than I need
Where did all of this come from?
Packing makes me cry
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Only two days left
Then we go our separate ways
I will miss good friends
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Cold rain on my head
Div III keeps me up 'til noon
Night is depressing
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Katya will not write
She can only write lyrics
This makes me quite sad
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Am I a moron?
Wherefore am I without socks?
I own but eight pair :(
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Haiku clogging wall
3 A.M. I should do work.
This is much more fun
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